![]() 10/18/2013 at 02:08 • Filed to: dd track burn | ![]() | ![]() |
Welcome to Florida, a sunny state for shady people. You're going to be here until next Sunday, so choose your car wisely.
2006 Cadillac DTS
275 hp Northstar V8
Zero to 60 - 7.3 seconds
Tissue box behind rear seats, under rear window
2006 Lexus LS 430
278 hp 4.3 L V8
Zero to 60 - 7.1 seconds
Walmart blind spot mirrors
2006 Volvo S80
208 hp 2.5 L turbo inline 5-cylinder
Zero to 60 - 7.6 seconds
Wooden bead drivers seat cover, cabin smells like old person
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daily Lexus
track Volvo
burn the cadillac to the damn ground until there is nothing left, then spit on the ashes, and use them to line the catbox.
^former northstar owner^
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DD the LS
Track Volvo
Burn DTS along with the wooden anal beads on the seats of the Volvo. . .
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DD - Volvo
Track - Lexus
Burn - Cadillac
![]() 10/18/2013 at 02:14 |
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Only till Sunday? Fuck it, burn them all.
![]() 10/18/2013 at 02:16 |
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DD Volvo (I have a thing for 5-cylinders)
Track Cadillac ('Merica!)
Burn Lexus
![]() 10/18/2013 at 02:20 |
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DD DTS
Track the Swede
Burn the luxobeige
![]() 10/18/2013 at 02:21 |
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Ugh... why does the Cadillac have to be FF...
Daily the S80
Tack the LS
Burn the Cadillac.
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Burn the Volvo and sell the others because fuck the police.
![]() 10/18/2013 at 02:31 |
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Edit: Next Sunday.
Muah hahahaha...
![]() 10/18/2013 at 02:36 |
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DD the Lexus because of its reliability
Track the Volvo because it's the lightest
Burn the Cadillac, because
why
are there tissues in the back seat?
![]() 10/18/2013 at 02:38 |
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Ok, I'll burn the Cadillac and Volvo first, then DD the Lexus and burn it at the airport when I leave.
![]() 10/18/2013 at 05:24 |
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What the heck man, the Ovlov can not do 0-60mph in 5.6s. Maybe 0-60kph.
Figures I've got say 7.3s.
The Toyobarge is supposed to do it in 7.4s, and... I can't be arsed to trawl the interwebs for Caddie's numbers, but I suspect they may be higher.
Anyway.
Track the Ovlov, cause swedespeed.
Daily the Caddie, cause, why not.
Burn the Lexus, cause boring.
![]() 10/18/2013 at 09:00 |
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Trawling for numbers ain't always easy. I just pulled these times from 0-60times.com, who's let me down before. But unfortunately 0 - 60 times aren't always easy to find.
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I've used www.carfolio.com for a while now. The design is godawful as of late and the search could use some work, but they do have a nice collection of stats. Enjoy ;)
EDIT: Kinja is being a massive cockmuncher. The links don't seem to work. Anyway, just put carfolio.com in you address bar.
![]() 10/18/2013 at 09:47 |
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Thanks, man.
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DD the caddy
track the LS
burn the volvo
![]() 10/23/2013 at 19:55 |
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DD - Volvo S80 (comfort)
Track - Lexus Ls430 (rwd!!!!)
Burn - Cadillac DTS (dieeeeee!!!!)